I'm required by the FDA

to report that side-effects may include: numbness in the extremities and trunk and legs and forehead, hair loss, memory loss, fluid loss, flaky skin, bleeding tear ducts, incontinence, tossing and turning, impatience with telemarketers, chattering teeth, nipple implosion, toe cramps, synesthesia, erratic dactyls, knee bloating, sleight of hand, ants-in-the-pants, and yodeling.