I deny all responsibility for:

soggy French fries, poppy seeds between your teeth, smelly Sci-Fi fans, Lysenkoism, silverfish, homicidal oompa-loompas, overacting, deconstructionists, Dick Cheney, the pox, dudes who call you "bud," buds who call you "dude," dog sweaters, lampreys, deodorant on the outside of your shirt, ghost hunters, frozen nose hairs, and demonic posesssion.