Thursday, March 11, 2010

I'm required by the FDA ...


... to state that side effects may include: pandiculation, floundering, Big Macs, snurling, camel-toe, hagiolatry, venting of spleen, sophophobia, cat's cradles, friction, doodling, hair cramps, looming, cliches, torpor, dreamlessness, sniffling, and strumpetocracies.

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